Jordan’s ABCs.

A. Age: 26
B. Bed size: Queen, which is only big enough when Eric and I are alternating.
C. Chore that you hate: Anything Eric bothers me about… which is everything.
D. Dogs: Just my Georges. I had to abandon Frankie and Maggie when I moved out of my parents’ house.
E. Essential start to your day: No shit, I have to check Ript first thing every morning before getting ready for work.
F. Favorite color: Black, white and scarlet.
G. Gold or Silver: Silver.
H. Height: 5’6″-ish
I. Instruments you play: Let me put it this way: my proudest musical moment was playing Weezer’s “The Sweater Song” on the drums. Yes it’s really that bad.
J. Job title: Teacher/Starving Artist
K. Kids: No, thank you, and not any time soon. If ever.
L. Live: D.C.
M. Mother’s name: Ann. Poof to you.
N. Nicknames: Kodiak and Mer, and I suppose Chucklenuts has caught on lately.
O. Overnight hospital stays: I don’t think I’ve ever done it – not even for eye surgery if I remember correctly.
P. Pet peeves: People who don’t know the difference between being polite and outright hypocrisy.
Q. Quote from a movie: “PACK my SUITCASE?!”
R. Right or left handed: Right.
S. Siblings: Jeremy.
U. Underwear: Cozy and soft.
V. Vegetable you hate: Carrots. How do seemingly normal people eat those things?
W. What makes you run late: Feeling crappy. Are there other reasons?
X. X-Rays you’ve had: My finger and my shoulder.
Y. Yummy food that you make: Lasagna and roasted pears, but that’s pretty much all I make.
Z. Zoo animal: Sloth bear! Duh.